Kimura Kaela*

"I went to Fiji for 3 days

But I had the flu the whole time

I couldn't go out to sea for dinner

I've still got a runny nose now

And on the third day

Angelina Jolie came wearing this

Skin-tight black wedding dress

And quaffed 3 tall glasses of wine

—White

At the houseboat dinner that

I couldn't attend

Because of my runny nose

I don't know. People tell me

I slept for 3 days

So couldn't have seen Angelina

Jolie coming to see us

But now I've got this pretty, high, nasally

Voice like Kimura Kaela

All thanks to my 3-day dream of

Angelina."



*found this in my notebook, can't be sure if it's mine hence the "   "