"kalau kamu cuma mau belajar ___ buat apa jauh-jauh mama kirim ke ____, mama kirim aja kamu ke ___!"
"you're so two-faced."
"he's good, but he's a prick."
"males ah kasih tulisan gue ke dia, pasti entar cuman dicela-cela."
"kamu kelihatannya masih suka mengingkari dirimu sendiri, sih."
"dia kan memang sok tahu."
"dari bordieu sampai tai kebo juga dia punya pendapat."
"he's just a failed writer."
"dia bisa menulis dengan witty tentang hal-hal yang banal."
"makin binan aja tu anak."
"you're a user."
"kamu belum banyak baca sastra indonesia ya?"
"has suharto banned good haircuts too?"
"nggak sopan."
"jangan gitu ___, ini rumah pakde."
"he's the laziest muthafucka i know."
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ReplyDeleteSheet. I used to have this list in my head, of what people said to me, but they went 'poof' and disintegrated after reading yours. I think your list of quotes are poisonous.
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