hello sir sexy sexy

there are a few copies left of the limited edition edition of my book after the smashing success that was me and violets book/boutique publishing company launch at the ubud scam fest the other day (full report and photos of ayu utami reading my poem 'penismightierthanwords' to follow). if you want it come and get it. so says arwen. just reply to this thread and ill deliver the book to you personally on tante sophie if you live in jakarta.

the rrp for the book is 50,000 rupiahs. small price to pay for a work of genius. so says i.

(btw, apart from checking out my blog about the book, you can also become a fan on my facebook celebrity page and get even more obsessive fan updates about the book. because im bigger than agnes monica (even though we share the same hairstylist (who, you ask? pm me for a free quote)).)

what made me really depressed today:

Facebook doesn't load in the People sidebar,* what do I do?

Some people are currently experiencing a problem getting their Facebook contacts to load into the People sidebar. This is because of a Facebook change, and we are currently working hard on a fix.

In the meantime, you may be able to get People to return to normal by following these steps:

Mac, Windows, Linux
1. Login to Facebook
2. Click the "accounts" link at the top of the page.

If this doesn't work, try this:

Mac
1. Open the Flock menu
2. Click "Preferences"
3. Go to the "Advanced" tab
4. Within that tab, go to the "Update" tab
5. Click "Force Service Updates"
6. Restart Flock

Windows
1. Open the Tools menu
2. Click "Options"
3. Go to the "Advanced" tab
4. Within that tab, go to the "Update" tab
5. Click "Force Service Updates"
6. Restart Flock

Linux
1. Open the Edit menu
2. Click "Preferences"
3. Go to the "Advanced" tab
4. Within that tab, go to the "Update" tab
5. Click "Force Service Updates"
6. Restart Flock

For up-to-the-minute updates on this bug, check out Flock on Twitter.

*the most interesting thing in the flock browser, and the most important thing in my life

the book of farce

if i send you a roomee
would you send me a reindeer

if you send me the sun
should i send you a fireplace

let's make a baby you and i
and let it grow into a xmas tree

send me those happy pills
and i will pluck you a platinum quill bling bling pimps!

'tis the season to be jolly
joyeux noël! les super walls!

describe me
in naughty gifts

tag me in an album
never let me go

pass me le puff puff
in our incredibly beautiful snow globes

panty raid lick hug super poke me
you secret friend real gift rockst*r you

warhol me
a super puppy

in my solar system
there's only you me and 97 other requests

fie!

morning, kiddos!

pendongeng tidak akan mendongeng terlalu banyak hari ini

topengnya ketinggalan di loteng

dan lidahnya kelu

bercunnilingus dengan seorang roomee di facebook

semalam suntuk

forgive me!

send him a new heart

and an ice cream in the shape of an ancient bard

double up!

quick smart!